[ 6/16/2003 ]
Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are a sad and hopeless excuse for a woman:
"Interesting. While the subject shows an above average level of intelligence, her sense of observation is somewhat below average. We attribute this to the egotistical nature of the subject. Actually, rats behave in the same manner, but she's smarter than any animal.
"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; she just isn't tough enough, sir, and she avoids any solution that involves violence.
"Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a lack of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."
Final Score: 41% Un-telligent
Aliya [6/16/2003 07:27:00 PM]
Like just 4% of the population you are an ACTIVIST (DECF)-- motivated and righteous, you feel the need to change this harsh, horrible world we live in. The world would be your oyster, if you weren't 27% likely to be vegetarian. Anyway, you are forceful and outgoing, so you enjoy interacting with other people and are willing to aggressively pursue your goals. If you are male, you are probably thin and lanky, just because that's what activists look like. If you are female, you probably wear thick-rimmed glasses and tight clothes *or* some kind of hippie outfit. Also, sometimes you have trouble with orgasms, since you have trouble losing control.
In more general terms, you are driven much more by emotion than logic. But because of your ideals, you are more interested in real-world results than abstract conclusions.
Aliya [6/16/2003 07:26:00 PM]
Your ego index was: 31
Others see you as sensible, cautious, careful and practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest...Not a person who makes friends too quickly or easily, but someone who's extremely loyal to friends you do make and who expect the same loyalty in return. Those who really get to know you realize it takes a lot to shake your trust in your friends, but equally that it takes you a long time to get over it if that trust is ever broken.
Your personality type is: Elmo
You are cute, and everyone loves you. You are a best friend that no one takes the chance of losing. You never hurt feelings and seldom have your own feelings hurt. Life is a breeze. You are witty and calm most of the time. Just keep clear of backstabbers, and you are worry free.
Aliya [6/16/2003 07:26:00 PM]
Look at you, you well-balanced babe, you! You're a happy and confident person with healthy self-esteem. Sure, sometimes things get you down (you do poorly on a pop quiz, your fave pair of jeans are fitting a little too snug), but you always bounce back. You're realistic about your goals and achievements, which is why you have such a positive outlook on life. Just keep on keepin' on, and surround yourself with friends and family who care about and believe in you. We sure do!
Lauryn Hill
You are soulful and introspective. Creatively, you’re a super-genius, and people are always amazed at your skills. You have this awesome ability to tap into people, and they feel like they can always come and talk to you. At the same time, you don’t take any BS from peeps, either. You get lots of respect because of your talents, but also because you’re an all-around good person. You believe in expressing yourself, and your wardrobe is a reflection of your classic, earthy nature. Beads, baggy clothes, and a hip hairstyle work for you. Why stray from that?
Your own Person (35-65 points)
Aliya, you're not completety unaware of fashion trends and you usually conform to them sooner or later. There's nothing wrong with that as you are not the type of person that follows new trends blindly. For instance: you are not uncomfortable appearing in public with the sweater your grandmother knitted for you, but when you go out for new clothes you will probably buy something that is "in style". This proves that you are your own person and not a fashionfreak, so more power to you!
Aliya [6/16/2003 07:26:00 PM]
Aliya, your emotions are triggered by your underlying belief in Loyalty.
In other words, your uncompromisingly loyal nature directly affects how, and how often, you experience certain feelings.
For example, your test results indicate that you're most fulfilled when you can connect on a meaningful level with friends, family, and others in your community. That factor is directly related to your fundamental belief in loyalty and the range of emotions it triggers.
Aliya, your destiny is to be a Performer.
Whether you know it or not, this is the role that is most in tune with who you are at your core. As a Performer, people are stimulated by your talkative, friendly, entertaining manner and love your generous, comical, and uninhibited way. With your outgoing, impulsive, and positive nature, you can't help but be uplifting to those around you because you are constantly showing them that loving life is productive and necessary. You are always attracted to new ideas, fashions and trends, and fascinated by the possibilities that each represent. You probably listen to your senses before making decisions, but because you are generally eager to experience all that life has to offer, you should pay even closer attention. You may have a tendency to be overly self-indulgent and this could be harmful to you and the people you love. Remember that your charming social gifts can help you go far.
Aliya, your best quality shines through in how Adventurous you are.
The fact that you're a person who is curious, loves to experiment, and tries new things really draws people to you! But that's not the only thing. Your answers on the test indicate you're a calm, relaxed person who tends to take life in stride. You are a hopeful and optimistic person who tends to look on the bright side of life, too.
In all, there are 15 qualities that help define you when you're at your best. Those are the traits potential employers, friends, and partners look for in you. What makes you unique is your particular distribution of those 15 qualities.
We've found that your particular combination of qualities is rare — only 1 in 10,000 people share the same general mix of traits. Those are great odds if you're trying to show a potential employer, colleague, friend, or date why you're exactly the right person for them.
Aliya, when it comes to dating, you're a Social Idealist.
You're comfortable in social situations that fluster other people. It is, in part, this ease that makes you a catch for potential partners. Since you may tend to pass over a potential love interest too quickly, the key for you is learning how to not throw away a keeper too soon.
Aliya, your true talent is spatial ability.
Your ability to visualize objects in three-dimensional space gives you a unique view of the world. Because of this talent, you are much better than most people at imagining new designs including floor plans, page layouts, and three dimensional objects.
How do we know that your true talent is spatial ability? While you were taking the test, we calculated your responses to each test question.
People like you are usually great when it comes to putting together assemble-it-yourself furniture or other household items — whether the items arrive with instructions or not. Your spatial skills also help you understand the finer points of how things work.
And that's just a small part of what we know about you from your test results. You also have other hidden talents that can have a dramatic effect on your career, your life and how other people see you.
Aliya [6/16/2003 07:25:00 PM]